Punk Runs Of With My Mate's Wife (Ages ago)

A bloke whose first name I've forgotten,
Was punk singer "Somebody" Rotten.
He ran off (true life!)
With my buddy’s wife
Can’t blame him, for she was a hot ‘un!

Because he was one of the Pistols
You didn't need balls made of crystals
To see he'd a stash
And plenty of cash,
And she had the arse and the bristols!


Scandal: Many a true word is spoken in jest!